In the world of Anime and Manga, there is no boundary. Anyone can become an otaku in one way or another. So, the word “Otaku” isn’t just to describe any nerdy-looking guy who fap in front of a monitor. Here is some example of otaku girls. Dig it
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Doctor in Ireland wants to get off work and go play golf, so he approaches his assistant.
‘Seamus, I am going golfing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic,’ he says. ‘I want you to take care of the clinic and all me patients.’
‘Yes, sir!’ answers Seamus.
The doctor goes golfing, returns the following day and asks, ‘So, Seamus, how was your day?’
Seamus tells him that he took care of three patients. ‘The first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.’
‘Bravo, Seamus, and the second one?’ asks the
doctor.
‘The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir,’ says Seamus.
‘Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this And what about th e third one?’ asks the doctor.
‘Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman bursts into the room. Quick as a wink she undresses herself, tearing off every stitch of clothing including her bra and her panties, and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts,
‘Help me, I beg you! It’s been five years since I’ve seen a man!’
‘Thunderin’ Lord Jesus, Seamus, what did you do?’ asks the doctor.
‘I put drops in her eyes.’
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...ok, here is some real hot stuff
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...TO: All employees
FROM: The boss
DATE: January 28, 2008
RE: Foul Language
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who are easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers. Therefore, a list of new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING: I’m certain that is not feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way!
TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be shitting me.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with . . . INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
TRY SAYING: Of course I’m concerned. INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.
TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It’s not my fucking problem.
TRY SAYING: That’s interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
TRY SAYING: I’m not sure I can implement this. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, it won’t work.
TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn’t you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem? INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck cares?
TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the problem. INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his ass.
TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.
TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at this moment. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I’m on salary.
TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Bite me.
TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it. INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting?
TRY SAYING: I don’t think this will be a problem. INSTEAD OF: I really don’t give a shit.
TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He’s a fucking prick.
TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball-busting bitch.
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck are you doing?
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around
the area.
A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an
erection.
The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call
for me?’
The man replied, ‘No, what do you mean?’ She said, ‘You must be new
here.
Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies
you called for me.’
Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a
towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with
her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony’s facilities. He entered
the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.
Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward
him. ‘Did you call for me?’ asked the hairy man.
‘No, what do you mean?’ replied the newcomer. ‘You must be new.’
answered the hairy man, ‘It’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that
you called for me.’
The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his
way with the newcomer.
The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by
a smiling, naked receptionist, ‘May I help you?’ she asked.
‘Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep
the $500 membership fee.’
‘But, Sir,’ she replied, ‘you’ve only been here a few hours. You haven’t
had a chance to see all our facilities.’
‘Listen lady, I’m 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but
I fart 15 times a day. I’m outta here.’
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called
the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your
boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private
life.
If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can
purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They’re available at your local grocery
store.
Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this
warning to five friends. If you don’t have five friends, you’re already
infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...After very heavy rain in Jeddah in January 1979, the Arab News gave the following report:
“We are afraid that we are unable to give you a weather report. We usually get information about the weather from the airport, but the airport is closed today because of the weather. It is possible that we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow, but only if the weather gets better.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Who say going to church is boring? Some churches managed to bring something fun along while serving God as well
Yup, the churches are always good at that
And don’t make Him angry
Church with mixed message
A little bit too strict
Hey, that one is near my house
Look like there’s someone who really hate Harry Reid
Take this, Larry
I second this
Side note: many people drive 15 MPH more than the speed limit in Texas
Who say Wal Mart is the only saving place?
Many people don’t know this, but…..
This guy is plain awesome
Finally, my favorite
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...ok, what is the main reason you want to use a cellphone? Because you can’t bring your home telephone around all the time
Next, what is the main reason why we use a headset(wire or wireless)? Because we human only have two hand, and we want to make the most out of our hands(to apply make-up while driving for example)
And, here is a product that doesn’t fit or solve the two problem addressed above: THIS IS IT
No, this is not a funny picture, this is an ACTUAL product that is on sale right now on a website I know.
Just take a look, a very gay original idea, but I just don’t understand, if they want to use a phone like that, why not this:
I don’t see any problem by using an actual home phone in stead of a home phone-imitation-headset like that. Maybe thay think it will look cool when they use that thing? I don’t know. And, they even went as far as creating a bluetooth headset like that
Yes, finally, I can have the pleasure of holding a bluetooth headset in my hand all the time, I really don’t like the idea of having that little thing on my ear, and I wonder what other people will think about me. Do I look stupid cooler? I don’t know, but just imagine when I walk down the street, talking with my friends with that retard classic headset in my hand, really give me the thrill.
anyway, if you ever think of purchasing one to use( believe me, it can be a deadly weapon if you have to do hand-to-hand combat) or make it a little gift on April 1st (instead of a whole fish skeleton like usual), visit GraveYardMall for more detail
http://www.graveyardmall.com/idcephha.html
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Talking about characters in some comedy romance A-M(anime-manga), I can’t help but think that many of them share the same traits and personalities. Some personalities are unique, but most of the time, they are not distinctive. Ok, let’s talk about the situation where the main male and female protagonists are put into. Most of the time, the main protagonist stay alone, maybe they already graduate and go to work, maybe they’re still go to school. But, in many A-M, we can’t see the present of the parents. The main characters support themselves by doing part-time jobs, but, in many cases, they just go to school and live their live without any problems(let’s assume that their parents are somewhere out there sending money to their children every months). It’s a little strange, because, as far as I know, the Japanese people are family-orientation. Maybe the new generation want to break out of their traditional family? I don’t know, but, because of that, it make thing easier to develop the story line(yup, it IS easier without the parents standing there and tell us to do this, do that,etc)
Next, how the male and female antagonist meet the first time and end up staying together. No, they are not just simply bump into each other on the street. There are always some kinds of extraordinary event happen that make them bound to each other forever. Like in To-Love RU, LaLa first meet Rito by jumping into this bathtub(naked of course, tell me about someone who bath with their clothes on)
Keichii meet Belldandy in Ah! My goddess by dialing wrong number to Heaven, Tsukune bumped into Moka in his first day at the demonic school(where he accidently registered to) in Rosario+Vampire, in Ichigo 100%, a girl in strawberry panty fall right in front of Manaka when he visited the school roof(that’s where the name Ichigo came from),etc. Those are just some examples from many “normal” ways to have a first meeting in A-M.
So, what happen after that fateful encounter? By some way, they move into the same house and live together. Usually, the next morning, the male character will find his girl lying next to him on the same bed(some even naked), like here, in Sekirei
Yup, that is a situation that make most of the male audience think:”damn it, if I were him,……….”
After that, the main two(sometime more than that, especially in harem A-M) characters live together, and they have some kind of connection that nothing can tear them apart. Keichii later wish that Belldandy will stay with him forever, thus make an unbreakable contract between a goddess and a human being, LaLa choose Rito as her future husband, Musubi(above) become Misato’s sekirei(by the way, he has 5 sekireis so far), Elle become Takeshi’s guardian angel in Happy World, Kei have to marry Mizuho in Onegai Teacher to keep her secret,etc.
Not all A-M story start with something like that, but if we read/watch a lot, we will likely see those kinds of situation sooner or later. And, in many A-M, there are almost alway a chapter/episode that talk about
1- School festival
2- Summer on the beach(where the character spent their youth in bikinis)
3- Autumn festival (Obon or Bon festival)
4- Chrismast night( and after that will be…………)
5- New Year Eve (all the characters go to the temple to pray)
6- Valentine day(when the main char received chocolate,expected or unexpected,from the girls)
7- Brithday(sometimes)
That’s all, next time I will talk about the typical character in Anime-Manga